Who are you...?Originally Posted by Gemby's Mum
Did I just read that you're getting dope for christmas
I'm going to send my Gemma around so you can play together
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Who are you...?Did I just read that you're getting dope for christmas
I'm going to send my Gemma around so you can play together
That's the way the potato mashes.
That's the way the pan flashes.
That's the way the market crashes.
That's the way the whip lashes.
That's the way the teeth gnashes.
Smoke weed everyday
Who are you...?
Gemby's Mum?
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Who is it...really?Gemby's Mum?
That's the way the potato mashes.
That's the way the pan flashes.
That's the way the market crashes.
That's the way the whip lashes.
That's the way the teeth gnashes.
hawtie
That's who I amWho is it...really?
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That's who I am
And I'm a monkey's uncle.
/don't even think about it, I'm warning you.
That's the way the potato mashes.
That's the way the pan flashes.
That's the way the market crashes.
That's the way the whip lashes.
That's the way the teeth gnashes.
Smoke weed everyday
Don't you mean Aunt?
hawtie
What? Sending Gemma around -- she isn't that bad
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No, I was pointing out I didn't need any comments on my comment by certain people.What? Sending Gemma around -- she isn't that bad
/Isn't at all looking at danB!
That's the way the potato mashes.
That's the way the pan flashes.
That's the way the market crashes.
That's the way the whip lashes.
That's the way the teeth gnashes.
Smoke weed everyday
Phew, thats okay then
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This is something I found on the internet and thought biggles could probably use...(j-rock mean Japanese rock, btw, e.g. Dir en grey)
The parents guide to J-rock…
1) Don't worry; your kid probably isn't gay, even though the pics hanging next to their bed look like girls.
2) Don't get your kid an English CD for their birthday or any other gift giving holiday, they probably won't like it.
3) When they show you a pic of their favourite singer, don't instantly assume that it's a girl, it probably isn't.
4) If you walk into the room while they are on the computer and they minimize the window instantly, don't be offended, it's probably for your own protection.
5) Don't be surprised if their total clothing and make-up style changes
6) If they start speaking a language that is almost English, but not quite, don't worry. It’s called "Engrish". You'll get used to it.
7) Don't insult their favourite J-Rockers.
8) When they start talking about Lucifer, they aren't worshiping Satan.
9) Buy more ink jet cartridges for the printer, the more pics the fan has, the happier they will be.
10) Don't be surprised when you can no longer talk to your child about anything except Japan.
11) Be prepared to learn more than you ever had, about something you never wanted to know about.
12) A man in a dress is sexy, no matter what you say, nothing can change that.
13) Don't correct them when they spell the name "hide" with a lower case h, that's how it's done.
14) When they collect scrap fabrics to make plushies, don't worry, they aren't practicing voodoo.
15) It doesn't matter that they don't know what the singers are saying, don't bother arguing about it.
16) J-Rock isn't a phase and they won't grow out of it.
Number 11 was his favourite.
Dear
That's the way the potato mashes.
That's the way the pan flashes.
That's the way the market crashes.
That's the way the whip lashes.
That's the way the teeth gnashes.
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