I Have

[100%]

*% goes off to find appropriate visually descriptive material in fetish archive*

[Mathea]

yeah i dont get it either.... i didnt know love handles had uppers and lowers

i would also advise against pointing them out to ur lady 15% as it will NOT get the desired effect

[bigboab]

I will run a book. 10 to 1 on that JP reverts to Apple before the end of the game.

[100%]

Velvety like here (x) concave love handle

..........................X........................

[hobbes]

In America, cans of those dimensions are called "wife beaters". These are the containers of choice for those trailerpark inhabitants who plan to make a brief appearnace on the reality show "Cops".

The scenario is quite simple:

1) Husband dons a pink sleeveless t-shirt.
2) Consumes beverage
3) Beats wife
4) Police arrive, she tells them her sad story.
5) Inexplicably Husband removes T-shirt to reveal a pale, flaccid chest
6) Obligatory bickering next to bird path or pink flamingo decoration as cops restrain both parties.
7) Cops eventually handcuff husband and usher him to police car.
8) Exactly as the police are about to close the door and drive away, Wife blurts out, "But I love him!"
9) Retort "I love you,too."
10) Husband released to wife, Cops drive away.
11) "Get me a beer bitch, I'm thirty", puts shirt back on.


Don't let us down Jp.

[Gripper]

is Velvet Beer or Lager?

[Mathea]

erm, a wifebeater is a shirt.. id take a pic of one but my cam isnt hooked up and god knows im too lazy to change that

so instead heres a pic of random ppl in wifebeaters:

[Mathea]

how many beers u got left?

[TheDave]

i'm guessing 7

[enoughfakefiles]

i'm guessing 7

I was just gunna say that.