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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The
    man said, "I must have you right now! I'll drop $500 on the ground at your
    feet and in the time it takes you to pick it up, I can have my way with you
    from behind." The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute.



    She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's
    proposition. Her girlfriend said, "When he drops the $500 on the ground I am
    sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down". "Call me
    back and tell me what happened."
    An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What
    happened?", the girlfriend asked. "That Son of a Bitch had $500 in
    Quarters."

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    Samurai's Avatar Usenet Fanboy
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    lol nice

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    Excellent.

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    fuckin hilarious

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    lol :-D

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    lol

    gal got owned
    Spoiler: Show

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    Quote Originally Posted by Afronaut
    gal got owned
    In more than one way

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