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Thread: The Trucker and the Not So Dumb Blonde

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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order.
    He
    said,
    "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of
    running
    boards."

    The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid,
    went
    to
    the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just
    ordered
    three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running
    boards.
    What does he think this place is... an auto parts store?"

    "No," the cook said. "Three flats tires means three pancakes,
    a
    pair
    of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards
    are
    2 slices crisp bacon."

    "Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment
    and
    then
    spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. The
    trucker
    asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?"

    She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat
    tires,
    headlights and running boards, you might want to gas up!"

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    Samurai's Avatar Usenet Fanboy
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    lol

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    cpt_azad's Avatar Colonel
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    nice

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