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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    T'Moderation's Christmas skin is wondrous indeed. However if sam4 does not turn the sound of I may start killing again. There is a letter secured by my lawyer *spit* in the event that I run mad. It explains what precipitated this latest killing spree.

    If I disappear suddenly, you will know what has happened, speak kindly of me. Every once in a while have a small apple and perhaps discuss happier times.
    It would be a pleasure, nay honour, to engage in bendage of the elbow regarding apple upon your demise.


    Why don't you like lawyers. I am wondering if you're not some sort of unappreciated underling
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    T'Moderation's Christmas skin is wondrous indeed. However if sam4 does not turn the sound of I may start killing again. There is a letter secured by my lawyer *spit* in the event that I run mad. It explains what precipitated this latest killing spree.

    If I disappear suddenly, you will know what has happened, speak kindly of me. Every once in a while have a small apple and perhaps discuss happier times.
    Great site too

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    mines good too :crying:

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    Written á la lawyer, answered á la politician.

    You evasive bar steward


    Liked it tho'
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    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Why use a simple sentence, when you can throw in a negative and confuse the reader. Typical Lawyer trick.
    But I'm not a lawyer, either, JP.
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

    -Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Two frogs in a fridge.
    Quote Originally Posted by lillmiss
    The Incredible Hulks pet spider?
    a snooker table



    it’s an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Blast, I had so hoped you would have a hissy fit and go into a strop.
    I'm the only one who throws the hissy fits around here!
    That's the way the potato mashes.
    That's the way the pan flashes.
    That's the way the market crashes.
    That's the way the whip lashes.
    That's the way the teeth gnashes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl
    I'm the only one who throws the hissy fits around here!
    Ya think

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gemby's Mum
    Ya think
    You don't know me! :crying:
    That's the way the potato mashes.
    That's the way the pan flashes.
    That's the way the market crashes.
    That's the way the whip lashes.
    That's the way the teeth gnashes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl
    I'm the only one who throws the hissy fits around here!




    I'm sure I've had my moments.
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