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    manker's Avatar effendi
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    After having their 11th child, an Irish couple decided that was enough, as
    they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and
    told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.

    The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix
    the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go
    home,get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his
    ear and count to 10.

    The husband said to the doctor, "B'Jayzus, I may not be the smartest guy in
    the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my
    ear is going to help me."

    "Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.

    So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the
    can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he
    paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting
    on his other hand.

    This procedure also works in Australia, Texas and Quebec.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    DanB's Avatar Smoke weed everyday
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    London, so fuck y'all

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    Comic_Peddler's Avatar Poster
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker

    This procedure also works in Australia, Texas and Quebec.
    Actually, in Texas, we have found that a quick punch to the stomach is a much better alternative.

  4. Funny S**t   -   #4
    cpt_azad's Avatar Colonel
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