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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Free Drinks

    Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money,
    between them they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.

    Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea."

    He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large
    sausage.

    Shamus said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!"

    Murphy replied "Don't worry - just follow me."

    He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness
    and
    two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.

    Shamus said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be

    in? We haven't got any money!!"

    Murphy replied with a smile "Don't worry, I have a plan--Cheers!"

    They downed their drinks. Murphy said "OK, I'll stick the sausage
    through my zip and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth."

    The barman noticed! them, went berserk, and threw them out. They
    continued
    this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk,all for free.

    At the tenth pub Shamus said "Murphy - I don't think I can do this any
    more. I'm drunk and me knees are killin' me!"

    Murphy said "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third
    pub"

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    cpt_azad's Avatar Colonel
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    lmfao

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    Samurai's Avatar Usenet Fanboy
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    heard it b4. still funny tho

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