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Thread: Famous Christmas Cookies

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    > Here is how to make my favorite Christmas Cookies.........
    >
    > Christmas Cookie Ingredients:
    >
    > 1 cup of water
    > 1 tsp baking soda
    > 1 cup of sugar
    > 1 tsp salt
    > 1 cup of brown sugar
    > lemon juice
    > 4 large eggs
    > 1 cup nuts
    > 2 cups of dried fruit
    > 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
    >
    > Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check
    > the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one
    > level cup and drink.
    >
    > Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large
    > fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
    >
    > At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try
    > another cup ... just in case.
    >
    > Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl
    > and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off
    > floor...
    >
    > Mix on the turner. If the! ! ! fried druit gets stuck in the
    > beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
    >
    > Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
    >
    > Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.
    >
    >
    > Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your
    > nuts.
    >
    > Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
    > Whatever you can find.
    >
    > Greash the oven.
    >
    > Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
    >
    > Don't forget to beat off the turner.
    >
    > Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose
    > Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
    >
    > CHERRY MISTMAS

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    lmfao

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  3. Funny S**t   -   #3
    This maybe old, but I think I would like some cookies.

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