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    If a fat man in red comes in the middle of the night and stuffs you into a sack, don't be scared -- it's only Santa. I told him I wanted you for Christmas.

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    Last edited by h121589; 12-06-2004 at 10:52 PM.

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    Do you mean me
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
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    Who would want an accountant for christmas?


    He obviously meant me.

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    if you do get me in a sack do be scared cos i'm packin heat

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    Quote Originally Posted by h121589
    If a fat man in comes in the middle of the night and stuffs you into a sack, don't be scared -- it's only Santa. I told him I wanted you for Christmas.
    Innuedo alert.

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    Dear h121589,
    Thank you for you warning and your invitation.

    However since i have done my duty in my former life as a forcefed caged chicken
    i feel obliged to state that Santa has released me from your grip and that it is actually now your turn to clean the feaces of my multimillion family

    With regards
    the Chik

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    Quote Originally Posted by Withcheese
    Who would want an accountant for christmas?
    Arthur Andersen would.

    Maybe h121589 is an affiliate
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    me?

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    cannibal?

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