Do you read while in the toilet?

[Busyman]

I have sometimes almost shitted myself because I'm looking for reading material before an ass coughing session. It's like my ass knows the shitter is nearby and starts getting ornery.

I MUST HAVE READING MATERIAL!!!!

or my laptop to go on the internet.

Sitting on the shitter and just staring at the wall is an inefficient use of time.

I could be learning something.

[Money Fist]

I have sometimes almost shitted myself because I'm looking for reading material before an ass coughing session. It's like my ass knows the shitter is nearby and starts getting ornery.

I MUST HAVE READING MATERIAL!!!!

or my laptop to go on the internet.

Sitting on the shitter and just staring at the wall is an inefficient use of time.

I could be learning something.

OMG
that exacly how i feel

[h121589]

no!

[tesco]

OMG
that exacly how i feel

Must be the Fiber.

[vivitron 15]

Euphemism

lol, http://www.o2.co.uk/games/story/ninjamonkeyschool.html :p