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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are.





    The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a
    Chemist, the fourth was a Government Employee.

    To show off, the Engineer called to his cat, "T-square, do your stuff."

    T-square pranced over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and
    promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle

    Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

    But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat
    and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff."

    Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen
    cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each.

    Everyone agreed that was good.

    But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and
    said, "Measure, do your stuff."

    Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk,
    got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without
    spilling a drop.

    Everyone agreed that was good.

    Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What
    can your cat do?".

    The Government Worker called to his cat and said, "CoffeeBreak, do
    your stuff."

    Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, shit
    on the paper, screwed the other three cats, claimed he injured his back
    while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put
    in for Workers Compensation and went home for the rest of the day on sick
    leave..

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    peat moss's Avatar Software Farmer BT Rep: +15BT Rep +15BT Rep +15
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    It was a Canadian goverment cat, EH?

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