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  1. #1
    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Dec 2003
    In a State Of Confusion
    Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after
    bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork
    stuck in his
    butt."If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork
    looks very
    uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"
    "I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently
    stuck in
    my butt."
    "I do not understand," said the other.
    The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I
    tripped over
    an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man
    in an
    American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling
    out. He said, 'I am
    Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish.'"
    I said, "No shit?"

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    cpt_azad's Avatar Colonel
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    Aug 2003
    Surrey, BC

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