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    Smith's Avatar Since 1989.. BT Rep: +1
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    22 things you shouldnt say to a cop when he pulls you over...

    1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
    2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
    3. Aren't you that guy from the Village People?
    4. Hey, you must have been doin' at least 120 mph to keep up with me...Good job!
    5. Excuse me...is stick up hyphenated?
    6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop
    7. I almost decided to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead
    8. Bad cop! No donut!
    9. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
    10. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
    11. Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on COPS?
    12. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand.
    13. Is it true that people become cops because they're too dumb to work at McDonald's?
    14. I pay your salary!
    15. So, uh, you on the take, or what?
    16. Gee, Officer...that's terrific...the last officer only gave me a warning too!
    17. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
    18. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around -
    that's how far ahead of me they are.
    19. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.
    20. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and
    got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
    21. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 Magnum.
    22. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?

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    Money Fist's Avatar Che-Che get the yayo
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    hahahah 3rd one was good

    were did u find all that
    (dont tell me u made it up)
    Last edited by Fiber; 12-12-2004 at 12:05 AM.


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    17. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCanuk
    18. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around -
    that's how far ahead of me they are.


    Good post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fiber
    hahahah 3rd one was good

    were did u find all that
    (dont tell me u made it up)
    http://www.getannoyed.com/



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    21. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 Magnum.
    lmfao

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