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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck
    came along too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver's door. Fortunately, a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Lexus, his lights flashing. But before the cop had
    a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically
    about how his Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now
    completely ruined and would never be the same no matter how the body
    shop tried to make it new again.

    After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."
    how can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

    The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"

    "OH, MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer.

    MY ROLEX!

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    Samurai's Avatar Usenet Fanboy
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    lol good one!

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    lol

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    nice one



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    Quote Originally Posted by hippychick

    MY ROLEX!
    Great
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