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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    In a State Of Confusion
    Morris And His Wife Esther Went To The State Fair Every Year,
    And Every Year Morris Would Say,
    "esther, I 'd Like To Ride In That Helicopter".
    Esther Always Replied ," I Know Morris, But That Helicopter Ride Is 50 Dollars
    And 50 Dollars Is 50 Dollars".
    One Year Esther And Morris Went To The Fair,
    And Morris Said" Esther I'm 85 Years Old.
    If I Don't Ride That Helicopter, I Might Never Get Another Chance".
    Esther Replied" Morris That Helicopter Is 50 Dollars And 50 Dollars Is 50 Dollars".
    The Pilot Over Heard The Couple And Said,
    " Folks I'll Make You A Deal I'll Take The Both Of You For A Ride.
    If You Can Stay Quiet For The Entire Ride And Not Say A Word I Won't Charge You!
    But If You Say One Word, It's 50 Dollars".
    Morris And Esther Agreed And Up They Went.
    The Pilot Did All Kinds Of Fancy
    Maneuvers, But Not A Word Was Heard.
    He Did All His Dare Devil Tricks Over And Over Again, But Still Not A Word.
    When They Landed, The Pilot Turned To Morris And Said
    " By Golly, I Did Everything I Could To Get You To Yell Out, But You Didn't.
    I'm Impressed!"
    Morris Replied" Well I Was Going To Say Something When Esther Fell Out,
    But 50 Dollars Is 50 Dollars".

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