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    manker's Avatar effendi
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    Stfu and have a bath.

    I find that advising folks who have itchs to bathe either stops them itching or stops them moaning because they worry about being perceived as smelly.

    In this case tho' I imagine that due to his decadent lifestyle - choose whichever definition you like - water hasn't touched Jonno's back for some days
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Try Permethrin cream
    The cream can be applied to the affected area and washed off after 10 minutes.
    Permethrin is available over the counter.
    Do not use for treatment of eyelashes or eyebrows.
    Hope this helps

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    In this case tho' I imagine that due to his decadent lifestyle - choose whichever definition you like - water hasn't touched Jonno's back for some days
    Although I can't post the evidence here, I can attest to that being totally untrue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NikkiD
    I can attest to that being totally untrue.
    Wet t-shirt competitions don't count ...

    Quote Originally Posted by NikkiD
    Although I can't post the evidence here,
    But thanks for that
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Where is 'Benadryl Boy' when you need him????

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    www.sweet-itch.com/


    does this help?

    it’s an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.

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    I don't believe it, I still got this itch man, I'm telling you, there's nothing there but I'm seriously thiking about burning that bit of skin off of covering it in jam and sprinkling ants on it or something

    Jonno

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    Not many people get 'itched in December. They generally wait till summer.
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    When do you open your own coat factory then Bob?

    Jonno

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

    When do you open your own coat factory then Bob?

    Jonno

    Just hats at the moment Jonno. Too many overheads.
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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