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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mom, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You even named your daughter Candy."




    He turned to the second mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny."



    He turns to the third mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child’s name, Brandy."




    At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers, "Come on, Dick, we’re leaving."

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    lmfao

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    Lol.

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    LOL

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    Money Fist's Avatar Che-Che get the yayo
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    hahahaha thats a good one


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