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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Buttercups........

    Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and
    found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball
    back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the
    patch.

    All of a sudden.....POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old
    woman appeared.

    She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make
    those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any
    butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life: better still, you
    won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life...... As
    a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of
    your life!!!!!

    Then POOF!......she was gone!

    After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, "Fred,
    where are you?"

    Fred yells back "I'm over here in the pussy willows."

    Dave shouts back, "DON'T SWING, Fred; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T
    SWING!"

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    cpt_azad's Avatar Colonel
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    i dont get it

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    Rip The Jacker's Avatar Retired
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    I get it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cpt_azad
    i dont get it

    Dave swong at the buttercups, and was punished by having no more butter for the rest of his life.

    Tells Fred not to swing at the pussywillows, so he dosent get punish by not having any pussy for the rest of his life.

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    nice

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