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    ....i miss you guys, yet when i am on board, i can't seem to make any good

    conversation????



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    lol, I know someone you could ask about this
    I'll tell you the same thing, I think it's because you try too hard, bet you sitting there desperately thinking of something funny or profound to say, wheras normally it just pops into your head, the harder you try the less it will work......something I think most men can relate to at some point in thier lives

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    Dartitis, mate.

    This morning on the news was a story of a darter, who I've forgotten the name of but who goes by the nick 'Top Banana', qualifying for the PDC again after beating dartitis.

    This condition involves knowing exactly what he wants to do and how to do it (aim and throw a dart) but being enitrely unable to let go of the dart due to an involuntary muscle spasm in his hand.. This is put down to anxiety of being on the big stage.

    Maybe because you're not here as much you want to only make great posts in order that you maximise your time here but then if no inspiration is forthcoming you decide not to 'let go' - in this case hit the 'post' button :confused:




    That might not make sense but I just wanted to type a lot, love that lactic burn of the index finger.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonno
    something I think most men can relate to at some point in thier lives
    Nope
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
    lol, I know someone you could ask about this
    I'll tell you the same thing, I think it's because you try too hard, bet you sitting there desperately thinking of something funny or profound to say, wheras normally it just pops into your head, the harder you try the less it will work......something I think most men can relate to at some point in thier lives

    Jonno
    That's the point.

    I do not even try.

    I am not desperate to say something profound.

    Or funny.

    I just sit here.

    Looking at the screen.

    And nothing comes.

    And the point you are referring to; i feel like i've been there since birth.

    But thanks anyway.

    For making conversation.

    That is.


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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Nope
    No, erm.........me niether

    @Yogi.......Way to kill teh conversation man

    Yempty.....

    Jonno

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Dartitis, mate.

    This morning on the news was a story of a darter, who I've forgotten the name of but who goes by the nick 'Top Banana', qualifying for the PDC again after beating dartitis.

    This condition involves knowing exactly what he wants to do and how to do it (aim and throw a dart) but being enitrely unable to let go of the dart due to an involuntary muscle spasm in his hand.. This is put down to anxiety of being on the big stage.

    Maybe because you're not here as much you want to only make great posts in order that you maximise your time here but then if no inspiration is forthcoming you decide not to 'let go' - in this case hit the 'post' button :confused:




    That might not make sense but I just wanted to type a lot, love that lactic burn of the index finger.
    So it is stagefright???

    Or indexfingerfear???

    Or fst-phoebia???

    Or just plain decemberdepression???



    Yored

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
    No, erm.........me niether

    @Yogi.......Way to kill teh conversation man

    Yempty.....

    Jonno
    So we were having conversation????

    At least it improves.

    Though i wouldn't know from what.

    Or where.

    But it sounds quite profound.

    Or doesn't it???


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    Ok can someone please escort this person out of here, it would seem someone has broken into Yogi's account and is posting as him

    Jonno

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
    Ok can someone please escort this person out of here, it would seem someone has broken into Yogi's account and is posting as him

    Jonno
    How did you guess...........


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