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    INVESTING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT:

    If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
    now be worth $49.00.

    With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

    With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.


    But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had
    $214.00.

    Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

    It's called the 401-Keg Plan

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    Smith's Avatar Since 1989.. BT Rep: +1
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    good 1

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    cpt_azad's Avatar Colonel
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    lol

    Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.

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