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Thread: Ticket, please

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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Dec 2003
    In a State Of Confusion
    Tickets for the Train

    Three women and three men are traveling by train to the Super Bowl.

    At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three

    women buy just one ticket.

    "How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of

    the men.

    "Watch and learn," answers one of the women.

    They all board the train. The three men take their respective seats but

    all three women cram into a toilet together and close the door

    Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting

    tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please."

    The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in


    The conductor takes it and moves on.

    The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea; so, after the

    game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save

    some money.

    When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip

    but see, to their astonishment, that the three women don't buy any

    ticket at all!

    "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed man.

    "Watch and learn," answer the women.
    When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a toilet, and

    the three women cram into another toilet just down the way.

    Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the women leaves her toilet

    and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding.

    The woman knocks on their door and says, "Ticket, please."

    And I'm still trying to figure out why men ever think they are smarter than


  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    cpt_azad's Avatar Colonel
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    hahaha own3d

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