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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Dec 2003
    In a State Of Confusion
    Men you will be quizzed on this at a later date.

    "Yes" = No

    "No" = Yes

    "Maybe" = No

    "I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry

    "We need" = I want

    "It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now

    "Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later

    "We need to talk" = I need to complain

    "Sure go ahead" = I don't want you to

    "I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

    "You're so manly" = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

    "Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs

    "This kitchen is so inconvenient" = I want a new house

    "I want new curtains" = & carpeting & furniture & wallpaper

    "I heard a noise" = I noticed you were almost asleep

    "Do you love me?" = I'm going to ask for something expensive

    "How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're going to hate

    "I'll be ready in a minute" = Just going to wash my hair, put on my makeup n look for something to wear n then find right shoes to match. Did I mention acessories...

    "You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me

    "Are you listening to me!?" = Too late, you're dead

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    cpt_azad's Avatar Colonel
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    Aug 2003
    Surrey, BC
    "I want new curtains" = & carpeting & furniture & wallpaper

    Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.


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