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    DanB's Avatar Smoke weed everyday
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    tits tits tits tits

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    P is off my pee pee pee?

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    I'm twatted as well.

    Football Xmas do tomorrow, did a bit of warming up down the local tonight
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Beers and a half of sniff


    I have the flatmates listening to Dropkick Murphys

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    Well done for educating teh chavs :91:

    If you were my missus where would you hide the Grolsch that I brought home from work today? It's not in the fridge
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Well done for educating teh chavs :91:

    If you were my missus where would you hide the Grolsch that I brought home from work today? It's not in the fridge
    The oven or the washing machine

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    If you were my missus where would you hide the Grolsch that I brought home from work today? It's not in the fridge

    Outside in the garage?


    Now they are listening to The Punkles

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB
    Outside in the garage?
    A woman going outside in the cold

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    Maybe she left a little treasure hunt.

    Look for clues in invisible ink.

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    None of those places :glare:

    Weirdly she didn't hide the box of 48 vodka shot things that I also brought home. I'm goinna drink them instead, maybe not all of them but if I'm sick I can blame her
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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