half a bottle of stale lambrini

[Mr. Mulder]

The g/f’s just gone and there’s half a bottle of flat lambrini on my desk …it looks a bit stale, but should I drink it? i don’t really like it as it’s a girls drink, but im bored, could maybe go to the kitchen and flesh it out with some lemonade, but can't be bothered to move

[Rick Phlegm]

No

Get something a bit more manly instead.

[Mr. Mulder]

but that would involve moving, which is why the question remains

[DanB]

I said drink it, alcohol is alcohol

[Mr. Mulder]

indeed

[Rick Phlegm]

Next you'll be joining the Pink Parade because "a party's a party"

[Mr. Mulder]

if not movings not an issue then ill join

[DanB]

It involves trips to Brighton

[Mr. Mulder]

not the underside



...still can't decide wether to drink it ill ponder for a while and when the simpsons has finished ill make an informed decision

[DanB]

Just do it