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    A hammer pounded on your head several thousand times, til your brain oozes all over the pavement. Then being ran over a few times by a Mini.

    or;

    Being ploughed down by a Mini, cracking your ribs and legs into tiny fragments.....then a hammer pounded on your head several thousand times.




    Just wondering.....
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    that's a tough one. I'd have to go with the hammer to the head...seems awfully painful.

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    You writing your own greetings on your Christmas cards again Lilmisshallmark?

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    At the moment the word 'hammer' is painful due to extreme hangoveredness.

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    I'd say the 2nd one

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    Quote Originally Posted by (>Zero Cool<)
    You writing your own greetings



    No, not this year.
    I wanna inflict severe pain and internal bleeding, then jump on his freshly opened guts.



    Anyone care to help?
    Last edited by Lilmiss; 12-24-2004 at 01:20 PM.
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    I agree, the second would be more effective. A hammer would stun after the first few blows.

    Lying in the debris of one's own shattered limbs whilst someone toys with a hammer (perhaps gently tapping a broken bone or two) would be worse.

    Tis just my opinion though -

    On the other hand as it is Christmas you could forgive and forget.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lilmiss


    No, not this year.
    I wanna inflict severe pain and internal bleeding, then jump on his freshly opened guts.



    Anyone care to help?

    I think you might have it well under control.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles
    On the other hand as it is Christmas you could forgive and forget.

    No chance.

    I can get his fingernails ripped out one by one, for just 50.
    Don't know anyone who is willing to slash his scrotum, and pour vinegar in it though.




    Other suggestions welcome, as long as they are gory and painful.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lilmiss

    No chance.

    I can get his fingernails ripped out one by one, for just 50.
    Don't know anyone who is willing to slash his scrotum, and pour vinegar in it though.




    Other suggestions welcome, as long as they are gory and painful.


    OK

    Well you could nail his tackle to the floor and then set fire to the floor - but leave a small hacksaw within reach.

    Not very Christmassy though - have you considered introducing holly into the equation.
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