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Thread: The official cracker joke thread

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    TheDave's Avatar n00b
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    what do you call an australian sorcerer?

    the wizard of oz

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    "i'm a magician"
    "whats your best trick?"
    "sawing a woman in half"
    "do you have any brothers or sisters?"
    "i have six half sisters"

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    What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?

    nothing, it just gave out a little wine

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    What do cannibals have for lunch?

    baked beings

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    bujub22's Avatar THE GREAT
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    your moms reminds me of a toilet bowl!

    she's

    fat
    white
    and smells like shit all day!

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