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    Hoe, Hoe, Hoe

    Opps I mean Ho, Ho, Ho..

    Merry Christmas.

    To all the young people: DO NOT BELIEVE IN SANTA, HE IS A BAD MODEL.

    1.) He stalks people- How does he know if you've been good or bad?
    2.) He's racist- I don't see any black or even asian elves
    3.) He's a home invader- He climbs through the chimney.. who knows what he can steal.
    4.) He does illegal animal experiments- How can he get flying reindeers and a red nosed reindeer? He must of experimented with animals and not have a permit for it.
    5.) He steals milk and cookies- Sure you may give it to him but he doesn't even leavea thank you notice.
    6.) He drops wrapped packages- Who knows if it's a bomb?
    7.) He gives out lumps of coal to the bad- If all the bad people sell it, the coal industry is ruined.

    SO BE CAREFUL. Have a happy and safe Christmas
    Last edited by TheKiler; 12-25-2004 at 05:45 PM.

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    sorry but that was shit

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    worst post yet.

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    Santa is an unsuspecting pedophile. He always has his eye on the children. drops down the chimney to do who knows what to the children. thats my theory O.o.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiranai_Baka
    Santa is an unsuspecting pedophile. He always has his eye on the children. drops down the chimney to do who knows what to the children. thats my theory O.o.
    speaking from experience?


    was most probably your dad in costume

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    Quote Originally Posted by scribblec
    speaking from experience?


    was most probably your dad in costume

    ewwwww, ur daddy touched you in places that shouldn't be touched by men

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    Quote Originally Posted by cpt_azad
    ewwwww, ur daddy touched you in places that shouldn't be touched by men
    not me....

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    lol

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    :crying: don't talk about santa that way!

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    santa=total homo

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