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    Wolfmight's Avatar Poster BT Rep: +1
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    Lots of joy in preparations, peak of joy during christmas day, then ya gatta clean it all up in the end... all depressed about how fast it was.

    Guys, am I correct? But then again, if it was constant..we would go insane...same with ejaculation.

    you wack it good, but the ejac is a min long (equivalent to 10 christmass at once.)

    hehe someone nocks on door... OH DAMN!

    spelling and grammar is bad...i don't care too much right now.
    happy new years
    Last edited by Wolfmight; 12-26-2004 at 03:39 AM.

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    good analergy

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    Viagra??

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    i try to avoid the association of sex and family as much as possible
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    I think it is the pine needles that most remind me of an ejaculation.
    Last edited by Biggles; 12-26-2004 at 08:21 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolfmight
    Guys, am I correct? But then again, if it was constant..we would go insane...same with ejaculation.
    Are you trying to say if you ejaculate more than once or twice a day you go insane?
    Ahhh, now I understand my mental problems

    Jonno

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    your orgasms last 12-24 hours?

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    Wolfmight's Avatar Poster BT Rep: +1
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    Hold up,

    Here's more details on what I ment:
    Note: These are just averages now...other people might be completely different, but I'm just talking about a few "made-up" people for example:


    Christmas: 5-7 days of preparation - 1 day of Christmas (few more of less holiday cheer) - 3-15 days of cleaning (depends if you relaxed in the fruits for many days..by 15 I ment even the first day..you still clean up that darn wrapping paper I'd hope..still counts)

    Ejaculation: 5-7 minutes of prep-wacking - 1 second of pure happiness (few more of less) - then 3-15 minutes of cleaning (depends if you relaxed in the fruits of euphoria)

    then the 4th step for both: you feel somewhat depressed that it's gone...but there's always hope in a new-year or new-masturbation-technique.

    hehehahahaaawww


    Quote Originally Posted by TheDave
    your orgasms last 12-24 hours?
    would be very nice, but I'd rather have ability to transform into a hot woman or man 100% no drag crap. No permanent opperation either.. ya know what I should just say it's impossible.
    Last edited by Wolfmight; 12-27-2004 at 03:13 PM.

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    its like xmas every day when an old man comes into my living room and empties his sack. yes that would be my dad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spider_dude
    its like xmas every day when an old man comes into my living room and empties his sack. yes that would be my dad.
    Ummmm? I missed you.

    are ya spoiled?

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