Christmas is like ejaculation

**Wolfmight** · 12-26-2004, 03:36 AM

Lots of joy in preparations, peak of joy during christmas day, then ya gatta clean it all up in the end... all depressed about how fast it was.

Guys, am I correct? But then again, if it was constant..we would go insane...same with ejaculation.

you wack it good, but the ejac is a min long (equivalent to 10 christmass at once.)

hehe someone nocks on door... OH DAMN!

spelling and grammar is bad...i don't care too much right now.
happy new years

**DanB** · 12-26-2004, 03:51 AM

good analergy

**Yogi** · 12-26-2004, 09:37 AM

Viagra??

**100%** · 12-26-2004, 06:39 PM

i try to avoid the association of sex and family as much as possible
incestious waka waka

**Biggles** · 12-26-2004, 08:21 PM

I think it is the pine needles that most remind me of an ejaculation.

**Jon L. Obscene** · 12-27-2004, 11:01 AM

Originally Posted by Wolfmight

Guys, am I correct? But then again, if it was constant..we would go insane...same with ejaculation.

Are you trying to say if you ejaculate more than once or twice a day you go insane?

Ahhh, now I understand my mental problems

Jonno

**TheDave** · 12-27-2004, 11:08 AM

your orgasms last 12-24 hours?

**Wolfmight** · 12-27-2004, 03:09 PM

Hold up,

Here's more details on what I ment:
Note: These are just averages now...other people might be completely different, but I'm just talking about a few "made-up" people for example:

Christmas: 5-7 days of preparation - 1 day of Christmas (few more of less holiday cheer) - 3-15 days of cleaning (depends if you relaxed in the fruits for many days..by 15 I ment even the first day..you still clean up that darn wrapping paper I'd hope..still counts)

Ejaculation: 5-7 minutes of prep-wacking - 1 second of pure happiness (few more of less) - then 3-15 minutes of cleaning (depends if you relaxed in the fruits of euphoria)

then the 4th step for both: you feel somewhat depressed that it's gone...but there's always hope in a new-year or new-masturbation-technique.

hehehahahaaawww

Originally Posted by TheDave

your orgasms last 12-24 hours?

would be very nice, but I'd rather have ability to transform into a hot woman or man 100% no drag crap. No permanent opperation either.. ya know what I should just say it's impossible.