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    Keikan's Avatar ........
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    Admin :
    Hi Bob
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    How are you today?
    Visitor :
    is this live?
    Admin :
    Yes it is
    Admin :
    Are you live?
    Admin :
    Searching for a new identity?
    Visitor :
    i want to be a well paid rich person
    Admin :
    Aren't you already?
    Visitor :
    no
    Admin :
    So you are a poor loser instead?
    Admin :
    I'm sorry
    Admin :
    Don't worry though
    Admin :
    we can fix that for you
    Admin :
    What is your nationality
    Visitor :
    canadian
    Admin :
    Okay and do you want to take over someone's identity in your country or in another?
    Visitor :
    same country
    Admin :
    In either case, please tell me as much as you can about the person you would like to be and why you feel you need to change
    Admin :
    This is important for us to evaluate whether a change of identities would be appropriate for you
    Visitor :
    so how does this work do you go and steal the guys SIN number or something?
    Admin :
    We take their identity, give it to you and the contact them and inform them that someone has taken their identity. We then offer the same opportunity to them
    Visitor :
    ah I see sounds simple
    Admin :
    Yes, very
    Visitor :
    what about if the person is another gender? can I change my gender too?
    Admin :
    Yes absolutely
    Admin :
    not a problem
    Visitor :
    wow this is a dream come true I can legally be a woman and I can use that money to get a physical sex change! you guys are cool!
    Admin :
    lol
    Admin :
    We never thought of that
    Admin :
    Perhaps you could work with us
    Admin :
    Advise people on how to get cheap sex changes!
    Visitor :
    yea the wonders of the 21st century
    Ohh noo!!! I make dribbles!!!

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    tesco's Avatar woowoo
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    cpt_azad's Avatar Colonel
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    Admin :
    lol
    that part was too good (imagine someone talking, then something funny happens, and one of the people says: lol)
    lmfao

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