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    Quote Originally Posted by manker

    This year I decided to get her some posh bits and bobs. All chrome it was - as is her wont.
    Did you get her these chrome items too?(see pic below) and if not maybe showing her the association to it she will enjoy the sublime shape of your chrome Bin all the better....






    heres a small item you could have added to the chrome collection
    by Jeff Koons - probably costing over one million dollars

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    I'm not sure if I could quite afford te bottom one. Nor if I'll ever but I did get something a bit like it from a cracker this Xmas.

    The top two look like a definite possibility for St Valentines day
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    You bought her a new bin?

    You freak!



    One of my ex's bought me "Scum", and "I.D" for xmas.
    Crazy fecker.
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    Yeah but look how shiny it is


    I bought other things too :softie:
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    Did you put any of these inside it;

    A necklace
    Gig tickets
    Money
    Perfume?


    A bin.

    That's dreadful, chuck.

    Hope you take her away for her birthday to make up for it.
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    :crying:

    I should have put something inside it - didn't think of that.

    Hopefully that nice Everose will be along in a minute to tell me that I'm right and everyone else is wrong :chavs:
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    Yeah, good luck with that.

    Nice effort, if it was something that fit in with the rest of the kitchen...but, a bin.


    I'm going for a bath, with all my new smelly stuff.
    Bubbles rawk.
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    You didn't read the first post, I should put you over my knee. If only I wasn't slightly scared of you.

    The bin does go with the rest of the kitchen :huff:

    Have a nice bath anyway
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    xmas is not the only time to give presents
    hence why not give more presents everyday
    on the other side
    you gave a very usefull presentz, even though it aint that personal, but what is more personal than your our own trash-i could probably find some seriously incriminating evidence against you in the trash
    usefull is better than useless
    everyday you nd her will open the bin with Luv

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    Quote Originally Posted by 15%
    xmas is not the only time to give presents
    hence why not give more presents everyday
    on the other side
    you gave a very usefull presentz, even though it aint that personal, but what is more personal than your our own trash-i could probably find some seriously incriminating evidence against you in the trash
    usefull is better than useless
    everyday you nd her will open the bin with Luv
    Thank you, Zed.

    I'm going to email her that - with a few adjustments
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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