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    UcanRock2's Avatar Phantom Gander
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    A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she
    wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line.
    She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.

    So the guy does it and it comes out looking real good. The woman then
    instructs him to put a Santa Clause with "Merry Christmas" up on her left
    thigh.

    So the guy does it and it comes out looking good too. As the woman is
    getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist says "If you don't mind,
    could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"

    She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that
    there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"

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    cpt_azad's Avatar Colonel
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    lmfao, thats awesome

    Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.

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