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Thread: Favorite Cookie Ingredients

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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Dec 2003
    In a State Of Confusion
    Favorite Cookie Ingredients:

    1 Cup Butter

    1 tsp Baking Soda

    1 Cup Sugar

    1 tsp Salt

    1 Cup Brown Sugar

    Lemon Juice

    4 large Eggs

    1 Cup Nuts

    2 Cups Dried Fruit

    1 Qt. Bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

    Sample the Cuervo to check quality: Pour one level cup and drink.

    Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality: Pour one level cup and drink.

    Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still good. Test another cup... just in case.

    Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

    Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

    Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

    Next, shift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo again.

    Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

    Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.

    Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    cpt_azad's Avatar Colonel
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    Aug 2003
    Surrey, BC
    lol, old but funny.

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