Shakespeare Hamlet

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Horatio:

Dude, I, like, totally know that.
Actually, I heard it somewhere. Remember the last king?
Like, he's a ghost now. We saw him.
And, you know, Fortinbras? He, like, dared Hamlet to fight.
And, like, they were fighting for land or something.
Of course Hamlet won, duh.
But, like, Fortinbras Junior? He didn't like it.
And so, he's got pirates or ninjas or something.
Dude, we're defending against pirates and ninjas!

Bravo! ENCORE!