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Thread: The Hormone Warning

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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Dec 2003
    In a State Of Confusion
    The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month
    when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life
    in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common
    as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant

    DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
    SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
    SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
    ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

    DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
    SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
    SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
    ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

    DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
    SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
    SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
    ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

    DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
    SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
    SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
    ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

    DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
    SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
    SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
    ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    cpt_azad's Avatar Colonel
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    Aug 2003
    Surrey, BC

    Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.


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