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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    In a State Of Confusion
    At 80 years old, George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came

    back with normal results.

    Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great physically. How are you

    doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you

    have a good relationship with God?"

    George replied, "Yeah, God and me are tight. He knows that I have poor

    eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night

    to go to the bathroom (poof) the light goes on, when I'm done...
    (poof) the

    light goes off."

    "Wow!" commented Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!"

    A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife. "Ethel," he said,

    "George is doing fine. Physically he's great. But, I had to call because

    I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during

    the night and (poof) the light goes on in the bathroom, and then when he is

    through... (poof) the light goes off?"

    Ethel exclaimed, "Oh, my God, he's peeing in the refrigerator again!"

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    cpt_azad's Avatar Colonel
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    Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.

  3. Funny S**t   -   #3
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