Ahhh!! I've got Ants on my desk!

[*goddess*]

Or get right under the blanket with the animal.

Or roll something and increase the paranoi

[Rip The Jacker]

Update:

My brand new desk is all salty, and the damn things are still here!

I guess I could try the chalk, but it'd have to be a huge and deformed circle.

Um, I don't wanna burn my brand new desk.

Damn you IKE, you with your damn plagues.

[*goddess*]

Damn, that's funny

Awwwww, I'm sorry RTJ, maybe it's only Aussie ants that hate the salt

Seriously tho, it really has worked for me in the past.

Can't you get someone to get something to kill em with at the shop?

[Rip The Jacker]

Could you imagine me putting salt on my desk? Kinda like I was about to take a bite from it...

I guess these ants are too strong for salt!

Its okay though, tomorrow I'm going to go buy some Raid. That'll show the little bastards!

[*goddess*]

You're not gonna have a lighter near those cans are ya?

[Rip The Jacker]

Well... that wasn't my original idea... but I like yours better!

[*goddess*]

I can't take the credit for that one, it was suggested a few pages back I think

[Rip The Jacker]

On a serious note though, I think its because of the rainy weather all these ants show up. There wasnt a single one before it starting raining here in sunny LA. Oh well, I'll kill em tomorrow.

[{I}{K}{E}]

Update:

My brand new desk is all salty, and the damn things are still here!

I guess I could try the chalk, but it'd have to be a huge and deformed circle.

Um, I don't wanna burn my brand new desk.

Damn you IKE, you with your damn plagues.

Have you seen the big lobsters yet ?

[Rip The Jacker]

Have you seen the big lobsters yet ?

Not yet.

First ants, then big lobsters, whats next you twisted fiend?!