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Thread: Ahhh!! I've got Ants on my desk!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rip The Jacker
    Not yet.

    First ants, then big lobsters, whats next you twisted fiend?!

    not telling...

    maybe change all water into something else
    Last edited by {I}{K}{E}; 01-11-2005 at 08:33 AM.

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    #159 More on Getting Rid of Ants

    This is Laurie Howell with "The GreenScene" and one of my most popular shows is the one about getting rid of ants, so stayed tuned for part two.

    It's funny because you never know which shows are really going to connect with people. Without a doubt, one of my most popular GreenScenes is one of the first shows I ever wrote. It's called "Getting Rid of Ants".

    Well here's Part Two. This is another natural recipe for getting rid of ants: You mix three things together in equal parts and all three ingredients are very easy to find. They are boric powder, corn meal & powdered sugar. That's it. Mix those three in equal parts.

    Then make some containers out of foil and fill each one with your natural ant bait. Place those foil containers wherever you have your ant problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    I read that if you put a bowl of heavily sugared water on the floor, the ants will all be drawn irresisibly to it and drown.

    I tried this a while back when I noticed a few ants around the front door. I went off to lectures and didn't really give it a second thought. However when I got back there were legions of ants making trails through our house and branching off into different rooms, the nest must have been in the back yard.

    The first wave had all died for the cause and made a dead ant sugared carpet for the rest of them to walk over.

    It might work for you tho'

    It's got Hollywood Blockbuster written all over it love, deciet, romance, ant legionaires, death , life, sugar bowls, lectures....etc etc.. everything the modern fairytale should have....

    :crying:

    what happened next...????

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    ive heard old fashioned wives tales can get rid of em.

    howcome today i can remember rt645 but not my pin number

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    Quote Originally Posted by (>Zero Cool<)
    It's got Hollywood Blockbuster written all over it love, deciet, romance, ant legionaires, death , life, sugar bowls, lectures....etc etc.. everything the modern fairytale should have....

    :crying:

    what happened next...????
    I turned around and went to my mates house next door but one to watch Countdown and 15 to 1. The two girls that lived with us came home a bit later and bought some ant powder. Killed them all but made me pay for it 'cause it was me who had the sugared bowl idea

    I thought we'd have to move, girls rawk at that kind of thing
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDave
    ive heard old fashioned wives tales can get rid of em.

    howcome today i can remember rt645 but not my pin number

    I don't know

    No giro today though

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    I turned around and went to my mates house next door but one to watch Countdown and 15 to 1. The two girls that lived with us came home a bit later and bought some ant powder. Killed them all but made me pay for it 'cause it was me who had the sugared bowl idea

    I thought we'd have to move, girls rawk at that kind of thing

    ok hold everything......

    how many lives do you lead mr I-lead-many-lives.

    You 'work' but are on here a lot????
    You have a missus, but live with two woman???????
    You are a part time superhero?
    You have a shiny bin?













    p.s. can I be you :crying:
    Last edited by (>Zero Cool<); 01-11-2005 at 01:03 PM.

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    The story happened while he was at uni

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    I should have been more clear but I thought the lectures part may have given it away



    Edit: Also I do work and am here a lot. Most of the time, in fact like 90% of the time I'm posting here, I'm at work. I've got a great boss.
    Last edited by manker; 01-11-2005 at 01:16 PM.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB
    The story happened while he was at uni

    he goes to uni too


    does this bloke ever sleep
    Last edited by (>Zero Cool<); 01-11-2005 at 01:17 PM.

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