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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    In a State Of Confusion

    For all of you with any money left in the wake
    of the Exxon/Mobil deal and the AOL/Time Warner implosion,
    and the Sears/K-Mart wedding, be aware of the next expected
    mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make
    some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in the near future:

    1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller
    Brush, and W. R.Grace Company will merge and become:
    Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace

    2. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Zesta Crackers
    join forces and become: Poly, Warner, Cracker

    3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as: MMMGood

    4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota
    Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa

    5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS,
    and become: FedUP

    6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will
    become: Fairwell Honeychild

    7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
    Poupon Pants

    8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of
    Women will become: KnottNOW!

    9. Victoria's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under
    the new name:Titty Titty Bang Bang

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    cpt_azad's Avatar Colonel
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    5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS,
    and become: FedUP

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