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  • 17 - 20 : well beyond Malphoy. You are pure geek and there is nothing you can do about it.

    1 2.86%
  • 13 - 16 : Malphoy to excess. Don't worry, a haircut, deoderant, and new friends could solve that.

    1 2.86%
  • 9 - 12 : certainly are a Malphoy, but you could still be pretty cool.

    5 14.29%
  • 5 - 8 : crossed the Malphoy threshold, and it's okay to embrace your inner Malphoy.

    8 22.86%
  • 2 - 4 : you picked up a couple geeky mannerisms here and there but your hardly a Malphoy.

    12 34.29%
  • 0 - 1 : You need to be a little more open minded and accepting.

    8 22.86%
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Thread: Are you a Malphoy?

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    Definition: Malphoy - A person with geeky tendencies and knowledge, but is not neccesarily a geek.
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    Okay, so if any of the following statements pertain to you, add the points to your score. Then submit your results to the poll.
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    (2pnt) If you have Anime in your porn collection, you just might be a Malphoy

    (1pnt) If you prefer Macs over PCs, you just might be a Malphoy

    (1pnt) If you thought Episodes 1 and 2 were great and expect 3 to live up to the same standards, you just might be a Malphoy

    (1pnt) If you own 2 paintball guns, but don't play the game, you just might be a Malphoy

    (2pnt) If you own 2 paintball guns, and do play the game, you just might be a Malphoy

    (1pnt) If you wonder how your friend can get by with a Pentium 2, you just might be a Malphoy

    (3pnt) If you +5 virtual bonus to charisma means anything to you, you just might be a Malphoy

    (1pnt) If the Cartoon Network is part of your daytime television, you just might be a Malphoy

    (1pnt) If you can easily build a computer, you just might be a Malphoy

    (1pnt) If you bring technology into a drinking game, you just might be a Malphoy (Movies and Television do not count)

    (1pnt) If you know that a Star Destroyer could take out the Enterprise, you just might be a Malphoy

    (3pnt) If you know that the Enterprise E could take out a Star Destroyer, you just might be a Malphoy

    (1pnt) If you use 1337 on a regular bases, you just might be a Malphoy

    (1pnt) If you realize that you could very well be part of the Matrix, you just might be a Malphoy

    Subtract .5 point if you smoke
    Subtract .5 points if you drink at least semi-regularly
    Subtract 2 points if you do any other illegal drugs
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    Now keep in mind, this is on an a personality basis. All because you don't have anime porn right at this moment, doesn't mean it doesn't fit your personality.
    Last edited by dwightfry; 01-12-2005 at 06:47 PM.
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    5 Points.

    Btw, the Enterprise would pwn any number of X-wings.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    You just made me realize I forgot to add a statement about using Leet.

    EDIT: okay, it's been added, and you got 6
    Last edited by dwightfry; 01-12-2005 at 05:39 PM.
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    (1pnt) If you thought Episodes 1 and 2 were great and expect 3 to live up to the same standards, you just might be a Malphoy
    Star Wars?

    wtf does it mean if you end up with minus numbers?
    Last edited by DanB; 01-12-2005 at 05:43 PM.

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    yep, Starwars

    Negative results go in the 0-1 catagory. And if ya get 21, you obviously you fall under the 17-20 catagory.
    Last edited by dwightfry; 01-12-2005 at 05:48 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dwightfry
    You just made me realize I forgot to add a statement about using Leet.

    EDIT: okay, it's been added, and you got 6
    I don't, do I. How did you know
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    Quote Originally Posted by dwightfry
    yep, starwars

    Negative numbers get rounded to zero

    So I need to be a little more openminded and accepting?

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    yeah, I just threw this thing together this morning, don't take it too seriously.

    Someday AI is going to start taking over. A Malphoy was the term my friends used for the 16yr old kid sitting at his computer saving the world. The definition quickly changed to the one I gave, and has been part of our vocabulary for a while now.
    Last edited by dwightfry; 01-12-2005 at 05:55 PM.
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    DanB's Avatar Smoke weed everyday
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    I dont see how at one end of a scale you can be a geek at the other end you need to be more openminded and more acceptable?

    Surely the two go hand in hand as one?

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    (1pnt) If you know that a fleet of X-wings could take out the Enterprise, you just might be a Malphoy

    (3pnt) If you know that the Enterprise could take out a fleet of X-wings, you just might be a Malphoy

    Which Enterprise? NX01, NCC1701 A, B, C, D or E?

    8.5, by the way.

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