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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    In a State Of Confusion
    1974: Long hair

    2004: Longing for hair

    1974: KEG

    2004: EKG

    1974: Acid rock

    2004: Acid reflux

    1974: Moving to California because it's cool

    2004: Moving to California because it's warm

    1974: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

    2004: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

    1974: Seeds and stems

    2004: Roughage

    1974: Hoping for a BMW

    2004: Hoping for a BM

    1974: The Grateful Dead

    2004: Dr. Kevorkian

    1974: Going to a new, hip joint

    2004: Receiving a new hip joint

    1974: Rolling Stones

    2004: Kidney Stones

    1974: Being called into the principal's office

    2004: Calling the principal's office

    1974: Screw the system

    2004: Upgrade the system

    1974: Disco

    2004: Shopco

    1974: Parents begging you to get your hair cut

    2004: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

    1974: Passing the drivers' test

    2004: Passing the vision test

    1974: Whatever

    2004: Depends

    Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list:

    The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1986. They are ;

    -Too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

    -Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

    -Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

    -The CD was introduced the year they were born.

    -They have always had an answering machine.

    -They have always had cable TV.

    -They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

    -Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.

    -Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

    -They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

    -They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

    -They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

    -They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a

    Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane".

    -They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.

    -McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.

    -They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter or what one is.

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    thecreator89's Avatar EFFYOUsion, biotch
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    zedaxax's Avatar ___________
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    1974 Not born for another five years
    2004 Acid reflux


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