Housewives. When nipping out to the shops, remember to carry a stiff broom in the boot of your car. Use it to sweep the broken glass to the side of the road every time you have a minor accident.
there is no god
Housewives. When nipping out to the shops, remember to carry a stiff broom in the boot of your car. Use it to sweep the broken glass to the side of the road every time you have a minor accident.
it’s an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.
Che-Che get the yayo
dont shit (or let any one shit) in the same bathroom ur about to have ur bath in
gone fishin'
Persons who reside in crystallized domiciles, should refrain from the projection of geological specimens.
effendi
Taking Fiber's lead - as he's just reminded me of something that happened years ago, something that you wouldn't normally think of or try to prevent.
Never, under any circumstances, let your girlfriend to take a dump using a toilet in a bathroom that you're in, having a shower, bath, shave or whatever. Your relationship will be damaged, I'm not sure how exactly, but it's irretreivable.
Just lock the fucking door to be sure
Last edited by manker; 01-17-2005 at 02:42 AM.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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BT Rep: +1
To boy scouts and girl guides. Please stop helping old ladies to cross the road unless they really want to go across the road.
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
Super Undulator
To people who lost their head in my supermarket:
If you would have said "sorry" after hitting my ankle with your shoppingcart, i might
have considered not ripping your head off and just have kicked you instead.
yogi
Last edited by Yogi; 01-17-2005 at 08:22 AM.
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BT Rep: +1
If you are old and/or erratic dont go into supermarkets in the Netherlands.
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
n00b
turn off lights and tvs and stuff at night. if we all did it, it could have a significant effect on carbon emissions from powerstations
Super Undulator
Originally Posted by bigboab
If you are old and/or erratic dont go into supermarkets in the Netherlands.
Advise to scottish elderly man:
Don't try to talk with your head ripped off.
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BT Rep: +1
Advice to any married man.Advise to scottish elderly man:
Don't try to talk with your head ripped off.
You will get used to talking with your head ripped off.
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
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