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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a
    support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar

    --Drew Carey



    "The problem with the designated driver program, it's
    not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into
    doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night,
    drop them off at the wrong house."

    --Jeff Foxworthy



    "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we
    should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave
    you,
    they should give you two weeks' notice. There should
    be severance pay, the day before they leave
    you, they should have to find you a temp."

    ---Bob Ettinger



    "A study in the Washington Post says that women have
    better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the
    authors of that study: "Duh."

    --Conan O'Brien



    "Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm
    halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....
    I could be eating a slow learner."

    --Lynda Montgomery


    "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."

    --Billy Crystal


    Do you know why they call it "PMS"? Because "Mad
    Cow Disease" was taken.

    --Unknown, presumed deceased

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    Do you know why they call it "PMS"? Because "Mad
    Cow Disease" was taken.
    lmfao

    Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.

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