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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    In a State Of Confusion
    Johnny's next door neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the
    little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the
    hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and
    see their new baby. Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would
    have a wisecrack to say about the baby. So, Little Johnny's dad had
    a talk with Little Johnny before going to the neighbours. He said
    "Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you
    to be on your best behaviour and not say one word about his ears, or
    I'm really going to spank your butt when we get back home."

    "I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny. At the
    neighbour's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and
    touched the baby's hand. He looked at it's mother and said, "Oh
    what a beautiful little baby!"

    The mother, who knew Johnny and was bracing herself for his comment,
    was pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank you very much, Little Johnny."

    He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands, feet," then said,
    "Why...just look at his pretty little eyes... Did his doctor say he can see

    The Mother said a bit bewildered, hesitantly replies,
    "Why,yes...his doctor said he has 20/20 vision, why do you ask?"

    Little Johnny said, "Well, it's a good thing, cause the
    little fucker can't wear glasses".

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    hahaha fuckin ownag3

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