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Thread: The Shipwreck

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    Samurai's Avatar Usenet Fanboy
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    A Scotsman, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on a desert island. After being there awhile, they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down.

    One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the Scotsman. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. The dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the Scotsman took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there
    was no more cuddling.

    A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
    The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the Scotsman had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health. When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their evening beach ritual.

    It was another beautiful evening, red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the Scotsman started to get "those feelings" again. He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in, cautiously leaned over to the young woman, and whispered in her ear . . .
    "Aye, Lassie, would yee be doing me a wee favor?"
    She replied "After what you did for me, of course...anything!"
    "Would you take the dog for a nice, long walk?"

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    manker's Avatar effendi
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    I've heard it (a marginally different verson) before but it is pretty funny

    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    In a State Of Confusion
    lmao oooo that was bad...

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    cpt_azad's Avatar Colonel
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    dude that's sick

    Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.


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