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Thread: dear god! is this allowed?

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    theyre telling women how to finger themselves on this morning

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    Judy Finnegan would turn in her grave.

    To what end is this fingering. Practical or pleasure.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    its no innuendo. they go so far as to say use a mirror and a warm bed or bath

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    A mirror


    Edit: I supose Fern Britten, the presenter lady, may need a mirror for navigation purposes ... but most women would be okay
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    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    if you think of the people who watch this morning you'd imagine the mirror is often neccessery

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    Perhaps they would -- I wonder if you can buy specially designed wank mirrors.


    I imagine they'd have a butt plug extension for hands free operation.

    I think I've identified a gap in the market
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    they're gonna interview a girl with tourrettes, this should be fun

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDave
    they're gonna interview a girl with tourrettes, this should be fun
    On fingering???

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    aw. its prerecorded

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDave


    if you think of the people who watch this morning you'd imagine the mirror is often neccessery
    He said whilst watching 'This Morning'...

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