Sara, I know you'll probably think I'm being sarky, but I genuinely don't understand this
A mirror?
effendi
Sara, I know you'll probably think I'm being sarky, but I genuinely don't understand this
A mirror?
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Error xɐʇuʎs
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Oh I remember them showing instructional films about fingering in sex ed.
It's supposed to make your first time more enjoyable for teh women, if they've deflowered themselves beforehand.
It also featured the use of mirrors.
Dunno' why us blokes had to sit through that piece of condensed misery tho'.
Last edited by Snee; 01-19-2005 at 03:20 PM.
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haven't had chance to read through the thread so i just skimmed it. from what i can gather............
Fern deflowered herself with a mirror and Philip fingers puppets, all this occurs whilst a girl with touettes commentates :erm:
surely frigging oneself in a bath whilst trying to watch with a mirror is a little dangerous!
effendi
I don't reckon the majority of women watching This Morning will have to worry about breaking thro' their hymens
Swedish are teh liberated, we didn't get instruction on how to jill off. Any films on the interweb, SnnY? It's not for me, I've got a confused female friend
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
pepper your angus
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is this friend called mankett?
n00b
i heard it was mangep
Error xɐʇuʎs
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They saved it for sixth form tho', the number of girls in class who needed to know could prolly be counted on one finger or something.Originally Posted by manker
I don't reckon the majority of women watching This Morning will have to worry about breaking thro' their hymens
Swedish are teh liberated, we didn't get instruction on how to jill off. Any films on the interweb, SnnY? It's not for me, I've got a confused female friend
Dunno' about the internet having any of those videos, it's not as if I've been looking.
Last edited by Snee; 01-19-2005 at 03:37 PM.
effendi
Mankerina, actually
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
n00b
heheh. finger
effendi
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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