Originally Posted by TheDave
A mirror? Um...it's not like I get turned on by looking at my own private parts. And every donkey knows that doing that in water is a bad idea because it causes uncumfortable friction![]()
Are they taking the piss?
Originally Posted by TheDave
A mirror? Um...it's not like I get turned on by looking at my own private parts. And every donkey knows that doing that in water is a bad idea because it causes uncumfortable friction![]()
Are they taking the piss?
Originally Posted by Skweeky1
Donkey's fingering in a bath????![]()
Took your medicines this morning, dear????![]()
Philip Schofield is above the age of 90 and is there for forbidden to talk or engage in any sexual act – unless it’s with that puppet he selfishly kidnapped years ago![]()
I heard the toys got him![]()
poor Gordon, what has become of you? other than a wanking aid for mr Schofield![]()
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