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  1. 01-19-2005, 03:51 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Sara, I know you'll probably think I'm being sarky, but I genuinely don't understand this

    A mirror?


    Oh...I think you do dear.......



    I mean, what about the use of a mirror is so difficult to understand? I would have thought a man like you.....................oh nevermind
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  3. 01-19-2005, 03:54 PM Lounge   -   #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sara
    Oh...I think you do dear.......



    I mean, what about the use of a mirror is so difficult to understand? I would have thought a man like you.....................oh nevermind
    Whatever.

    I don't understand why a woman would want to look at her own genitals when masturbating. Men don't. I thought you could shed some light on the matter, being one of the few ladies on the board, nvm.
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  5. 01-19-2005, 04:06 PM Lounge   -   #33
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    I'm a lady and I have no idea what use a mirror would be, instructions for monthly mice don't include 'a mirror' as necessary tools, so why one would need one for wanking........... well i'm at a loss.

    Hope that answers your question Manker
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  7. 01-19-2005, 04:11 PM Lounge   -   #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by leezathe honeybird
    I'm a lady and I have no idea what use a mirror would be, instructions for monthly mice don't include 'a mirror' as necessary tools, so why one would need one for wanking........... well i'm at a loss.

    Hope that answers your question Manker
    Cheers, leeza

    It doesn't really answer it but I'm glad you replied, it is a baffling conundrum.



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  9. 01-19-2005, 04:25 PM Lounge   -   #35
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    it wasn't like a class where you watch them do it. there was some experienced spinster giving a step by step guide using words, too many words :thatshakyheadone:
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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    I beg to differ, the sight of a woman's genitals works wonders for me.
    How queer.

    Aparently it works for Sara too, altho' she is too embarrassed to talk about it :goad:
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  13. 01-19-2005, 05:31 PM Lounge   -   #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDave
    its no innuendo. they go so far as to say use a mirror and a warm bed or bath
    How the hell are they going to get a mirror and a warm bed up there.


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    oh i get it
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigboab
    How the hell are they going to get a mirror and a warm bed up there.


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    dear god! is this allowed?
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