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    The Black Hole is to close down after being one of the main rides at Alton Towers Theme park near my home.

    It is to be replaced by a new ride called.................................
    Rita - The Queen of Speed

    wtf kind of name is that for a roller-coaster?!?!?!?!?!
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    I, personally, can't wait to ride this amphetamine-addicted hussy they call Rita.

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    both titles are utterly sexist

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    @ cheese & 15% :iwishihadasmiliethatillustratedhowmuchiamlaughingrightnow:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Withcheese
    I, personally, can't wait to ride this amphetamine-addicted hussy they call Rita.
    Is she still asleep, then.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    rita - the queen of speed? how common

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    Quote Originally Posted by brenda
    The Black Hole is to close down after being one of the main rides at Alton Towers Theme park near my home.

    It is to be replaced by a new ride called.................................
    Rita - The Queen of Speed

    wtf kind of name is that for a roller-coaster?!?!?!?!?!
    I for one, have always liked fast women.

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